To all you editors laying off your best storytellers, rewarding quick hits, and letting your investigative assets wither, I say this: you will be sorry.
The police response was appropriate. If you thought someone was robbing a gun shop, you’re going to show up with guns.
Waylon Jennings has a really bad Dukes of Hazzard voice-over session.
No, you don’t have to be, but it sure helps.