We’re quaking in our Tevas.
President Obama, on learning that a Navy SEAL had to lay down next to Osama bin Laden’s corpse to confirm the terrorist’s height.
This is a quote about baseball. Ostensibly.
"Branson Man on Aircraft Carrier That Buried Osama bin Laden at Sea."
There are about 5,000 sailors aboard the carrier. Most of them don’t know bump about Monday morning’s hangar-deck event. And by all accounts, Joe Sullivan of Branson, Missouri, is no exception.